The Third Bottle

It's all downhill from here...
3rd Oct 2011 | Nº 64
Sometimes you find yourself in a place you shouldn’t be but it’s too late to tell your friends that, gulp, you can’t afford 11 dollar water no matter what its source of origin or relation to monks or whatever the fuck and that haven’t they heard of good ol’ fashioned tap? Or even a Brita Filter, because that’s pretty fancy. And then you hold your breath and hope they’ll have something you can buy on the booze page without having to hand over your liver. Because no one wants your liver. It’s disgusting. 

Sometimes you find yourself in a place you shouldn’t be but it’s too late to tell your friends that, gulp, you can’t afford 11 dollar water no matter what its source of origin or relation to monks or whatever the fuck and that haven’t they heard of good ol’ fashioned tap? Or even a Brita Filter, because that’s pretty fancy. And then you hold your breath and hope they’ll have something you can buy on the booze page without having to hand over your liver. Because no one wants your liver. It’s disgusting. 

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    I once did some fine dining...friend who was convinced we weren’t being charged...
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