OK. If you bought this you are a stupid idiotic moron with horrible money management skills.* If you need corks to fill vases just call me. I’ve got wine corks falling out of closets over here. (Hey, one day I may wake up a crafter).
*I’m really sorry for calling you a stupid idiotic moron with horrible money management skills, but I think you can do better for yourself. Because what sort of person wakes up and says “I really need to liven up the joint. I hate wine or else I’d already have plenty of corks falling out of closets, but I do want to at least look like a total wino.” What genius working for Target thought that this person exists? And, ahem, where can I sign up for the position of collecting the corks? That just involves chugging wine all day, right?